1. Go to the toilet with the door open when you think no one is home
2. Check your enemy's photos on Facebook - not that you care whats shes been up to/who she's dating/what she's wearing.
3. Squint so you can see who the person at the computer next to you is talking to on msn.
4. Check your reflection in the bus window.
5. Get up in the middle of the night and drink straight from the bottle.
6. Strain your neck to see the balance of the person in front of you while waiting at the atm.
7. Eat the chip you dropped on the ground.
8. Violently prod the pimple on your chin.
9. Pinch one of your friend's chips when they're not looking.
10. Inspect the contents of your parents bedside drawers.. then wish you hadn't.
11. Check the back of your school uniform for 'accident's when you have your period.
12. Gently ease a wedgie out of your butt.
13. Dance while waiting for the microwave.
14. Kick all the stuff on your floor under your bed.
15. Pause on Antiques Roadshow when you're channel-surfing.
16. Stare. At hot guys. At other girls. At people on public transport. At badly behaved children in supermarkets. At couples making out in the park. Staring, in general, all the time.
17. Try on the dress your friend left at your house... and tell your reflection you look much better in it.
18. Make a playlist of sad songs, lie on your bed, and cry for no apparent reason.
19. Laugh at your friend's daggy kiddie undies when you're getting changed for PE.
20. Kiss your Taylor Lautner poster goodnight.
15/20.
I absolutely love this list. It was in the new dolly and I find it hilarious that so many people do the exact same things as me...
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